Res ipsa loquitur.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Weekend Random

Bother not helping someone just for the sake of helping.
Do so because you care, and because you don't mind the bother.
~
Allen Faith Aquino, R.N.



Expectations are always high. To think otherwise is foolishness.

~Allen Faith Aquino, R.N.



?:
Is he dead?
??: No, no, no. He's just taking a nap. Of course he's dead!
~The Poker Club



You warned me he was smart. You didn't warn me you were stupid.
~Willy Beachum, Fracture



Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
~Ted Crawford, Fracture



Knowledge is pain.
~Ted Crawford, Fracture



I don't think the gun grew little gun legs and walked out of the house.
~Willy Beachum, Fracture



Resident: What're you gonna do, keep asking the same question different ways so you get the answer you want?
Willy Beachum: I guess. That's what I do.
~Fracture

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

House S06E10: Wilson

The fact that you can't speak English is not an excuse for you not being humiliated by what I'm about to say.
-House



He's got cancer. How do I know? He's got an oncologist for a doctor.
-House



I'd rather have you regret for coming than regret for not coming.
-Wilson



It's not a good idea for doctors to treat their friends.
-Cuddy



Well played. Religion just killed another person.
-House



Yeah, I was out marinating my liver in alcohol to get it ready for the transplant. Yeah.
-Wilson



Surprise! Bad things happen to sick people.
-House



Wilson: Why did you make me the head of Oncology?
Cuddy: Not because you have the most organs.



The person you want when you're dying is not the same person you want when you're living.
- Self-important jerk (Yeah, he's name is Tucker.)



Ready to admit he's a self-important jerk?
-House



Wilson: You can't change a table.
House: Actually, you can.



Disappointment is anger for wimps.
-House



House: You got mad. I'm proud of you.
Wilson: She hurt my friend. She should be punished.



Problem delayed is problem denied.
-Wilson

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Random House quotes in season6

I'm not asking you to love him. I'm asking you to do your job.
-Lisa Cuddy to Cameron



Coping skill number one. Complete avoidance.
-House



Being nice to people you hate, that's a skill.
-Wilson



Unless he's dead, comatose, or insane, I want him to treat my son today.
-A businessman



How can so much be wrong when nothing is being wrong?
-Foreman

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

House [0609]: Ignorance is Bliss

House: Do you know me?
Cashier: No.
House: Good.



House: Ready to save some lives?



Taub: Guys with IQs off the charts are usually abnormal.
13: Speaking of House...



Wilson: Do you honestly believe that I will help you with this?



Chase: I'm going to pretend something's interesting here so you shut up.


Chase: Knowledge destroyed his soul?



House: So which is it? I'm dying to know.


House: You'd be surprised what you can live without.



Clinical Patient: Are you this rude to all your patients?
House: Oh yes! Don't think you're special.


House: It is what it is.


House: Ignorance is bliss.

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