Res ipsa loquitur.

House: Do you know me?
Cashier: No.
House: Good.



House: Ready to save some lives?



Taub: Guys with IQs off the charts are usually abnormal.
13: Speaking of House...



Wilson: Do you honestly believe that I will help you with this?



Chase: I'm going to pretend something's interesting here so you shut up.


Chase: Knowledge destroyed his soul?



House: So which is it? I'm dying to know.


House: You'd be surprised what you can live without.



Clinical Patient: Are you this rude to all your patients?
House: Oh yes! Don't think you're special.


House: It is what it is.


House: Ignorance is bliss.